Ptume 

A noise you make at a dog so that it dislodges itself from the floor and into your face with its legs on either shoulder.

Claire said "ptume" to her hairy beauceron x spinone and it landed on her lap, front legs on either shoulder. Applicable to any dog breeds except those with short legs or stumpy bodies such as French bulldogs or dashounds

Ptume by smash1123 December 22, 2021

job de plume 

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."

The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.

job de plume by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Nom de Plume 

Pen name or nom de plume is a name an author chooses to write pieces under. An alter ego of sorts, alias.

Richard Bachman = Stephen King (nom de plume)

Nom de Plume by Mr.Presidente April 17, 2009

Toilet Plume 

A phenomenon caused when the toilet is flushed after a massive shit. The flush creates a plume of bits of fecal matter that blast into the air in an aerosol form. These fine, invisible traces of fecal matter plume outwards and land on surrounding surfaces like handles, toilet rim, etc. In a full house, busy bathroom , the flushing plumes can also disburse fecal bits into the eyes, nose and mouth.

That was one busy shithouse in there braaaaahhh. Every stall was full and asses were exploding. Yea broooohhh. Think of the toilet plumes and how much fecal matter your just took in.

Toilet Plume by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Doom Plume 

1. A massive undersea oil plume that threatens to destroy marine life for thousands of square miles, even though it's not visible from the surface.

2. The biggest environmental threat from the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

3. Out of sight, out of mind? Not so much.

The Doom Plume from BP's Deepwater Horizon pipe is spreading fast. It could reach as far as the Atlantic Coast of Florida and Mexico's Riviera Maya.

Doom Plume by Peter Kobs May 16, 2010

smoking dragon plume 

Visual expression of a individual performing fellatio while smoking a cigarette, the smoke coming out of the nostrils while the performers mouth is wrapped around the recipients penis.

I had such fun with Sarah at that party last night, she sparked up a marlboro & started giving me head- the sight of that smoking dragon plume was enough to make me blow my load in her mouth.

smoking dragon plume by DinoLarry July 31, 2010

Ypsilanti Plume 

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.

Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.

Ypsilanti Plume by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008