Ypsilanti

The name of a city and township in Michigan having 48197 and 48198 zip codes. Ypsilanti is located just east of Ann Arbor and about 20 minutes west of Detroit. Commonly known as Ypsi (IP-see).
Often mispronounced as yip-se-lan-ti.

Ypsilanti is a very diverse place; you should visit it sometime.

by ChestertheJester August 24, 2004

Ypsilanti

It sucks. Don't Visit,

Dont visit Ypsilanti!
You might get beat up by a bunch of punk ass little white boys posing as gangsters!
RUN AWAY!!!

by Devin J August 1, 2008

Ypsilanti

The shit caked unwashed asshole of Michigan. A place where nobody wants to be yet there are still people are taking pride of it.

Jim: "Hey man do you want to go on down to Ypsilanti?"

Eric: "Ypsilanti? That place is nothing but bums, gay niggas, & fat women with STDs!

by dirty smelly piece of shit March 8, 2024

Ypsilanti Plume

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.

Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.

by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008

Ypsilanti water tower

Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.

“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Ypsilanti All-Stars

Publicized widely in the magazine "Found", the Yspsilanti All-Stars are a booty rap group from Ypsilanti, Michigan. A poorly-recorded copy of their 1998 demo was submitted to Found magazine, who later distributed it (illegally) as a CD called "The Booty Don't Stop". Notable song titles include "Wave Yo' Booty in the Air" and "It's Booty Time".

Ypsilanti All-Stars were bumping in the club all night long.

by Giarmarco January 1, 2007

Ypsilanti Fanny

Having sex with nothing but a fanny pack on.

I went for a run and then went straight to the bedroom to give my wife an Ypsilanti Fanny.

by jtrice157 August 1, 2010