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provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore
She's my provisional
by Charlesdope March 30, 2017
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Provisional Vote

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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french provisional

Usually a misspelling of the words 'French Provincial', could also refer to a line of cardboard temporary furniture in the French Provincial style.
"I won't be living here long, so I'll just furnish the place with some french provisional furniture."
by Creepy Craig April 7, 2008
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Provisionalism

Pro·vi·sion·al·ism: listening with an open mind, openness to new possibilities.
Thomas Jefferson believed in provisionalism. He argued that because no generation has a right to bind subsequent generations, the Constitution should expire every 19 years.
by TakesNoCredit July 21, 2016
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Profesional virgin

A male or female with 0 partners, often rejecting anyone who asks them out.

Profesional virgin is term often used in Sigma or league of legends community, but is used in other communities as well. This term fits anyone who sold his soul to big company like Gaijin, Riot, Blizzard etc.
1. Hey i downloaded this fun game called League of legends.
2. So youre profesional virgin then?
by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022
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Provision

The contents of a dish, usually pertaining to various vegetables in the dish such as fig, etc. A term used in various parts of the Caribbean particularly Trinidad and Tobago.
Tantie, whey all de provision an dumplin an ting, oh gosh!
by Keenan Daniel Dumoy December 22, 2008
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provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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