Provinet
Provinet of Abcters Evenmore encourages Newnet to Takorderes from Businet to Takorders from Proveinet.
Provinet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Provincetown
Gay guy 1:OMG! Look at steven! he got that boa in Provincetown! It looks so good on him
Gay guy 2: We should just take him home and spank him on that arse
Gay guy 1: Oh yeah!
Gay guy 2: We should just take him home and spank him on that arse
Gay guy 1: Oh yeah!
Provincetown by PetePimp July 24, 2006
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Provincetown Root Canal
A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
Provincetown Root Canal by Shifty Business January 4, 2011
Provinstricable
Not a real word; a word used in the place of any adjective to confuse your friends and have them go look it up.
EX: hey bro, look at that provinstricable chick across the street.
EX: hey bro, look at that provinstricable chick across the street.
Provinstricable by joey55857 March 24, 2021
Provines chop
A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.
Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
Provines chop by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022
Profinet
Profinet (noun)
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.
Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.
Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".
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