Provinet

Internet provision

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Provincetown

Town at the end of US 6 on Cape Cod. Noted for its large Gay community

Gay guy 1:OMG! Look at steven! he got that boa in Provincetown! It looks so good on him

Gay guy 2: We should just take him home and spank him on that arse

Gay guy 1: Oh yeah!

by PetePimp July 24, 2006

Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.

Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.

by Shifty Business January 4, 2011

Provinstricable

Making your friends look up a word.

Not a real word; a word used in the place of any adjective to confuse your friends and have them go look it up.

EX: hey bro, look at that provinstricable chick across the street.

by joey55857 March 24, 2021

Provines chop

A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.

Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022

Profinet

Profinet (noun)
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.

Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".

My bitch got pregnant due to a Profinet failure.

by Whorizon February 15, 2023

Provines

Someone who is pro-God, (pro-devine), Speaks truth due to the knowledge of God's existence.

America was once provines.

by Ultra-MAGA April 26, 2023