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Profinet 

Profinet (noun)
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.

Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".
My bitch got pregnant due to a Profinet failure.
Profinet by Whorizon February 15, 2023
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Profinessensational 

To finesse at a professional level with swag
If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "
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Profinate 

The action of slightly pushing one's plate away from themselves to signify completion of a meal.
I was sure that Sam had finished her brownies when I noticed her profinate the tray.
Profinate by bogglechamp29 July 6, 2017

Profinity 

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.
I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!
Profinity by ZenPulse January 18, 2022

Provinet 

Provinet of Abcters Evenmore encourages Newnet to Takorderes from Businet to Takorders from Proveinet.
Provinet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
Something that’s fine but could be perfect
Sally: (has a “B” in school)
Sally’s mom: “That very profine”
Profine by Eliadealex November 30, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026