Provines 

Someone who is pro-God, (pro-devine), Speaks truth due to the knowledge of God's existence.

America was once provines.

Provines by Ultra-MAGA April 26, 2023

Provines chop 

A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.

Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

Provines chop by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022

Provinceside 

a. When you're in Canada, you are provinceside.
b. When you want to use the word stateside to sound cool but you are Canadian.

Nate: Hey girl, I thought you were visiting Buffalo. Where are you now?
Sarah: I'm provinceside. I had to get back to buy some maple syrup.

Cindy: I will stay longer than I expected in Thailand but I will catch up with you in Toronto soon.
Nate: See you provinceside.

Yukon-man: I was visiting Alberta there were so many trucks with trucknuts.
Yukon-man2: Oh, I see you were provinceside eh?

Provinceside by J-nate August 1, 2017

Profinessensational 

To finesse at a professional level with swag

If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "

Profinessensational by 3RD EYE JU March 13, 2017

United Provinces of America 

From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.

"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"

United Provinces of America by Carl J. Maltese April 18, 2007

The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America

"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."

The Provinces by Joe™ August 1, 2017

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May 

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020