Provines
America was once provines.
Provines by Ultra-MAGA April 26, 2023
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Provines chop
A chopped ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after chopping the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly chopped the finger of ginger that would be used to Provines chop her.
Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
Mistress Karen loved Provines chopping her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
Provines chop by Richard cheese 69 July 28, 2022
Provinceside
a. When you're in Canada, you are provinceside.
b. When you want to use the word stateside to sound cool but you are Canadian.
b. When you want to use the word stateside to sound cool but you are Canadian.
Nate: Hey girl, I thought you were visiting Buffalo. Where are you now?
Sarah: I'm provinceside. I had to get back to buy some maple syrup.
Cindy: I will stay longer than I expected in Thailand but I will catch up with you in Toronto soon.
Nate: See you provinceside.
Yukon-man: I was visiting Alberta there were so many trucks with trucknuts.
Yukon-man2: Oh, I see you were provinceside eh?
Sarah: I'm provinceside. I had to get back to buy some maple syrup.
Cindy: I will stay longer than I expected in Thailand but I will catch up with you in Toronto soon.
Nate: See you provinceside.
Yukon-man: I was visiting Alberta there were so many trucks with trucknuts.
Yukon-man2: Oh, I see you were provinceside eh?
Provinceside by J-nate August 1, 2017
Profinessensational
Profinessensational by 3RD EYE JU March 13, 2017
United Provinces of America
From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"
United Provinces of America by Carl J. Maltese April 18, 2007
The Provinces
/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)
An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
(proper noun)
An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
The Provinces by Joe™ August 1, 2017
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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