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proto
Started with the mega man series, on the NES console, proto man was mega man's older brother. Nowadays old school mega man players who liked proto sticked to the name and use it in multiple games/chat/forums. One must not disrespect one named proto or one will be pwnt and good gamed.
- OMG I played this uber pimpster last night on wc3 and like he owned me so hard I cried myself to sleep, he went by the AKA of PROTO!
- YO PROTO, MAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Proto owns me in every game we play, I enjoy getting owned by proto.
- Getting pwnt by proto is a daily experience for me.
- YO PROTO, MAH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Proto owns me in every game we play, I enjoy getting owned by proto.
- Getting pwnt by proto is a daily experience for me.
proto by Phil "proto" July 21, 2005
Proto
Proto by King Of Bread October 9, 2020
Proto
Proto is a paintball manufacturer that is part of Dye paintball. Proto makes high proformance markers (paintball guns) and a wealth of other products including goggles, pants, jerseys, pods, paintballs, and even their own line of Proto brand clothing and luggage. Proto is known for it's high end, and also high priced products that are very comparable to Dye's products. Their most know products are the line of Proto Matrix markers. The Proto Matrix is comparable to the Dye DM5, DM6, and DMC. Proto is known mostly for reliability and the price that comes with its quality products.
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proto by Randommonkey03 October 18, 2019
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