proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

by ompelle December 20, 2008

Provoboner

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

protoboner

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

by tuusmater May 12, 2018