proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

proto-boner by ompelle December 20, 2008

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Provoboner

Provoboner: a provolone-boner; the erection I get after eating provolone.

"The subway sandwich artist stacked up the provolone so high I got a provoboner."

Provoboner by NicKentucky January 12, 2012

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protoboner

A girl or woman, whether in media or one's personal life, that was the subject of a man's sexual fantasies during his formative years, usually from just before puberty to the end of puberty. Derived from proto, meaning primitive, and boner, meaning erection.

"Oh man Shakira is SUCH a protoboner!

protoboner by tuusmater May 12, 2018

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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