Prostituent

A constituent who stands by silently as elected officials make wrong and horrible decisions that are not in the best interests of most other constituents, hoping to benefit economically or socially, much like how a prostitute engages in ugly behavior in exchange for cash."

The charlatan governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, has fooled his prostituents into believing they will eventually benefit from lower taxes if they support his administration's goals to lower wages, reduce the mean standard of living, bust unions, cut support for education, slash taxes for the wealthy, and line the pockets of the oligarchs.

by ElSasquatch July 28, 2011

prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011

prostituent

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.

I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.

by CarMono July 26, 2011

prostituent

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker

She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.

by CarMono November 22, 2011

Prostituation

A situation in witch one or more sluts want to have sex with you real bad but due to circumstances you can't

1. Last saturday i was caught in a prostituation there were so many willing ho's at that party i couldn't possibly f*ck em all..

2. She was begging me for some but i was gonna mis my plane so i wasn't able to give her any..

by DaJeffers October 03, 2007

prostituous

like a prostitute, as a prostitute would do

Her lipstick and clothes looked quite prostituous

by the trigstar May 22, 2007

prostitues

Danish people who can't spell the word "prostitutes".

You and your asian prostitues.

by The anti-danish guy April 29, 2006