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prostituent 

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant
prostituent by CarMono July 28, 2011
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prostituent 

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.
I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.
prostituent by CarMono July 26, 2011

prostituent 

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker
She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.
prostituent by CarMono November 22, 2011

Prostituent 

A constituent who stands by silently as elected officials make wrong and horrible decisions that are not in the best interests of most other constituents, hoping to benefit economically or socially, much like how a prostitute engages in ugly behavior in exchange for cash."
The charlatan governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, has fooled his prostituents into believing they will eventually benefit from lower taxes if they support his administration's goals to lower wages, reduce the mean standard of living, bust unions, cut support for education, slash taxes for the wealthy, and line the pockets of the oligarchs.
Prostituent by ElSasquatch July 28, 2011

Prostituitioner 

One who works as a prostitute with the single intention of paying off all or part of a tuition and other school associated fees.
Devin is a prostituitioner?" "Yea she worked downtown and managed to pay off most of her year that way."
Prostituitioner by SVBLITZKRIEG January 21, 2011

prostitential 

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is
Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.
prostitential by Reishi December 7, 2010

Prostiteen 

A prostiteen is a teenage girl who dresses scandalously, similar to a prostitute of an older age. They are certainly not as "affectionate" as an actual prostitute, but they dress very similarly.
Be careful not to stare at girls you see walking down the street. Most of the time, they turn out to be prostiteens, and you'll just feel dirty.
Prostiteen by Matty VB May 29, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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