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prostituent 

Someone who butters up politicians with favors, cash, or both in return for political favors.
I wonder what Joe, the village prostituent, did for the mayor to make his liquor license request go through so quickly.
prostituent by CarMono July 26, 2011

prostituent 

Someone who regularly uses the services of a particular sex worker
She serviced her prostituents well during a long career of public service.
prostituent by CarMono November 22, 2011

Prostituent 

A constituent who stands by silently as elected officials make wrong and horrible decisions that are not in the best interests of most other constituents, hoping to benefit economically or socially, much like how a prostitute engages in ugly behavior in exchange for cash."
The charlatan governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, has fooled his prostituents into believing they will eventually benefit from lower taxes if they support his administration's goals to lower wages, reduce the mean standard of living, bust unions, cut support for education, slash taxes for the wealthy, and line the pockets of the oligarchs.
Prostituent by ElSasquatch July 28, 2011

Prostituitioner 

One who works as a prostitute with the single intention of paying off all or part of a tuition and other school associated fees.
Devin is a prostituitioner?" "Yea she worked downtown and managed to pay off most of her year that way."
Prostituitioner by SVBLITZKRIEG January 21, 2011

prostitential 

the potential that a woman has for becoming a successful prostitute; a measure of how promiscuous a woman is
Gertrude: I can't believe my boyfriend cheated on me with Ophelia last weekend.

Vera: You too? Ophelia slept with Horatio last night!

Emilie: Ophelia sleeps around so much that she could be rich a as a street worker; she has some serious prostitential.
prostitential by Reishi December 7, 2010

Prostiteen 

A prostiteen is a teenage girl who dresses scandalously, similar to a prostitute of an older age. They are certainly not as "affectionate" as an actual prostitute, but they dress very similarly.
Be careful not to stare at girls you see walking down the street. Most of the time, they turn out to be prostiteens, and you'll just feel dirty.
Prostiteen by Matty VB May 29, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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