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Prostitutitis 

Noun: A person, usually a female or homosexual, that is a complete and utter filthy skank that has or has had diseases or is BOUND to have a disease due to his/her/it's promiscuous behavior.

Adverb: Used to describe an affliction that's very common in hookstitutes, skankstitutes, skunts, whores and myriad types of harlots
Crackers: What up prostitutitis?
Platanera: Nothing much nagger

Crackers: Damn son, look at that hoe, don't tell me you be messin 'round with that bitch. She gots that prostitutitis you know.
Prostitutitis by Hexs_Vice January 19, 2009

Prostitutitis 

Prostitutitis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
Person A: "Your boyfriend is so happy he's with you,"

Person B: "Yup, I try to give them my money's worth!" (joking)

Person A: "OMG! SHE MUST BE, LIKE, A PROSTITUTE!"

Hence, Person B has 'prostitutitis'.
Prostitutitis by Ella Balser September 30, 2011

Prostituitioner 

One who works as a prostitute with the single intention of paying off all or part of a tuition and other school associated fees.
Devin is a prostituitioner?" "Yea she worked downtown and managed to pay off most of her year that way."
Prostituitioner by SVBLITZKRIEG January 21, 2011

Prostituition 

1) noun - Money earned stripping, hooking, or otherwise through the sex trade which is used to pay for college expenses.

2) noun - The act of earning money through the sex trade in order to pay for college.
Lots of USC girls resort to prostituition when their clueless parents wake up and refuse to continue paying for that half ass school.
Prostituition by Wildrider August 11, 2008

ProstiTuition 

To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.
Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.
ProstiTuition by Tha Cuddla April 21, 2004

prostitutionist 

A person who was in a long term relationship recently turns single and is off sleeping with every man/woman she/he meets to attempt to fill the void left by their partner. Prostitutionists can be spotted by the attire she wears, and that sexual desire that every man/woman seeks when trying to find a partner. Usually prostitutionists use the other for their gain financially, sexually, or personal gain.
Me and bobby just broke up, I swear I don't think I can date another. Yeah, because you are out there busy being a prostitutionist!
prostitutionist by deadsleep December 24, 2013

prostituition 

the act or practice of engaging in sexual acts in order to pay for college education
To meet her student-loan payments, Beth resorted to prostituition.
prostituition by Dhornsby June 26, 2010
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