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Prostitutitis 

Noun: A person, usually a female or homosexual, that is a complete and utter filthy skank that has or has had diseases or is BOUND to have a disease due to his/her/it's promiscuous behavior.

Adverb: Used to describe an affliction that's very common in hookstitutes, skankstitutes, skunts, whores and myriad types of harlots
Crackers: What up prostitutitis?
Platanera: Nothing much nagger

Crackers: Damn son, look at that hoe, don't tell me you be messin 'round with that bitch. She gots that prostitutitis you know.
Prostitutitis by Hexs_Vice January 19, 2009

Prostitutitis 

Prostitutitis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
Person A: "Your boyfriend is so happy he's with you,"

Person B: "Yup, I try to give them my money's worth!" (joking)

Person A: "OMG! SHE MUST BE, LIKE, A PROSTITUTE!"

Hence, Person B has 'prostitutitis'.
Prostitutitis by Ella Balser September 30, 2011

Prostituitioner 

One who works as a prostitute with the single intention of paying off all or part of a tuition and other school associated fees.
Devin is a prostituitioner?" "Yea she worked downtown and managed to pay off most of her year that way."
Prostituitioner by SVBLITZKRIEG January 21, 2011

Prostituition 

1) noun - Money earned stripping, hooking, or otherwise through the sex trade which is used to pay for college expenses.

2) noun - The act of earning money through the sex trade in order to pay for college.
Lots of USC girls resort to prostituition when their clueless parents wake up and refuse to continue paying for that half ass school.
Prostituition by Wildrider August 11, 2008

ProstiTuition 

To pay for your college tuition through prostitution.
Mary used ProstiTuition to pay for this semester. She does not like to fill out lengthy forms for scholarships.
ProstiTuition by Tha Cuddla April 21, 2004

prostitutionist 

A person who was in a long term relationship recently turns single and is off sleeping with every man/woman she/he meets to attempt to fill the void left by their partner. Prostitutionists can be spotted by the attire she wears, and that sexual desire that every man/woman seeks when trying to find a partner. Usually prostitutionists use the other for their gain financially, sexually, or personal gain.
Me and bobby just broke up, I swear I don't think I can date another. Yeah, because you are out there busy being a prostitutionist!
prostitutionist by deadsleep December 24, 2013

prostituition 

the act or practice of engaging in sexual acts in order to pay for college education
To meet her student-loan payments, Beth resorted to prostituition.
prostituition by Dhornsby June 26, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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