Prostipation
The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.
Prostipation by Squatch111 November 11, 2017
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Prostipation
Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*
Man - did I just experience prostipation
*nothing comes out*
Man - did I just experience prostipation
Prostipation by i am prostipating September 4, 2023
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Political Prostitution
The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.
Political Prostitution by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021
pisstipation
pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006
Prostitution Whore
A jack of all trades type of whore.
One that offers her used up body for money & coke.
Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)
Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
One that offers her used up body for money & coke.
Sleeps around with married men
Strips and does phone sex to support her coke habit inbetween men
Gets engaged often (more than 5 times)
Has sex with men after the first date no matter the time or place
Denies all allegations of any wrongdoing, including sleeping with random men, making sex tapes & plays the victim.
Danielle Staub
Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.
Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"
Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!
Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Teresa: Obviously, there has to be SOMETHING ELSE, its not just name change & arrested.
Danielle: denying this, restating that she was "just arrested"
Teresa: You we're STRIPPING, YOU PROSTITUTION WHORE, YOU WE'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, (slamming the table) 19 TIMES!!!
Teresa: YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH!! (proceeds to flip table).
Teresa: You we're FUCKING A GUY, IN MY HOUSE!!!
Danielle: (denying all allegations) I needed to have a table thrown at me, because I had a book written about me???
Prostitution Whore by rovvie September 10, 2010
Facebook prostitution
Facebook Prostitution is the practice of posting on Facebook in exchange of or expecting for Likes from other Facebook users and fan pages.
Dude #1 He's on Facebook all day and keep posting his shit just to get a few Likes from his friends...
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!
Dude #2 That's just Facebook prostitution, dude!
Facebook prostitution by Narcissistic Notes Fb page October 3, 2013
Legalized prostitution
When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.
Legalized prostitution by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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