Punstipation

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A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks

Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009

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Punstipation

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns from John F. But the only way out is punperation H.

Punstipation by lehi53 January 30, 2008

Related Words

Punstipation • Prostipation • cunstipation • Funstipation • peestipation • pisstipation • pornstipation

pisstipation

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

pornstipation

The condition where an individual becomes incapacitated to masturbate anymore by watching porn because he is supposedly in love now.

The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!

I never thought I could have pornstipation until I shagged for the 7th time in 2 hours

pornstipation by 98ska June 6, 2011

cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.

"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"

cunstipation by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010

Funstipation

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

Funstipation by Titty McGarglenuts October 7, 2009

peestipation

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

peestipation by cleverness April 19, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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