Prospi

A prospective new student that stays with a current student of a liberal arts college or university to get a feel for the school.

The student usually attends classes, parties, and takes part in whatever their escort does for the duration of their stay. The current student is reponsible for their Prospi during the stay.

Its usually the step between a tour of the school following admission and making the decision to go there

College student: Hey where's your Prospi at?

2nd College student: I don't know, I think I left him at the party we were just at.

College student: (disapproving look)

Prospi by SKYWAY April 7, 2015

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Prosfig

1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga

You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.

Prosfig by Prosfigi June 17, 2014

prospefity 

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity

Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.

prospefity by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

Prosciutto 

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.

I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.

Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013

prospercreates

An awesome Roblox player with lots of friends who is very friendly

Friend 1: I like prospercreates she’s so cool!
Friend 2: ikr

prospercreates by AllXaZ April 2, 2022

Lazy Prospector 

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

Lazy Prospector by J Tom B October 12, 2006