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A prospective college student.
This word is used by Oberlin students quite frequently.
Generally used in a derogatory manner.

Also: prospy
Guy 1: "I'm hosting a prospie overnight, and the first thing they asked is where to buy drugs!"
Guy 2: "Typical prospy..."
prospie by AlbinoSquirrel April 12, 2010
A prospective student. Treat them as if they’re the wife of another mob boss. Don’t fuck them. Keep them happy and safe.
Student 1: oh shut dude who is she
Student 2: she’s a prospie lay off don’t tell her where to get drugs.
Prospie by Nightclub Dwight March 7, 2020

prospefity 

when dopey right-wingers try to tweet about prosperity
Senator Mike Lee tried to scold everybody about how representative democracy isn't the objective of voting. In addition to being a cunt Mr. Lee misspelled "prosperity" as "prospefity" and proceeded to get deeply ratioed and dragged online.
prospefity by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

prospercreates

An awesome Roblox player with lots of friends who is very friendly
Friend 1: I like prospercreates she’s so cool!
Friend 2: ikr
prospercreates by AllXaZ April 2, 2022

Lazy Prospector 

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.
You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?
Lazy Prospector by J Tom B October 12, 2006

prospiracy 

(pro-SPEAR-uh-see) A secret plan by a group of people to do something good for another person or group of people. The opposite of a conspiracy.
John's friends formed a prospiracy to throw a surprise party for him.
prospiracy by Marc412 September 25, 2016