Prosfig

1. A Christianized Turk who claims to be a fabricated "greek."

2. Someone who is unable to accept that their grandparents were ethnic Turks

3. Someone in their 50's who walks around with a plastic Spartan helmet and an aluminum sword yelling "300!"

Their grandparents were part of a population exchange between grease and Turkey where 1.3 million Turks of the "greek" religion were sent to grease and 500 000 "greeks" of the Muslim religion were sent to Turkey.

other forms: Prosfyg, Prosfygi, Prosfig, Prosfigi, Prosfiga, Prosfyga

You were born a Prosfig and you will die a Prosfig.

Prosfig by Prosfigi June 17, 2014

profigliano 

The act of avoiding the laser mechanism that reverses the direction of a garage door when interrupted by someone breaking the beam of light.

Bob profiglianoed back into the garage after starting the car.

profigliano by GrizNitz July 30, 2015

Prostiguantlet 

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.

Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!

Prostiguantlet by I am the Travis August 19, 2013

Prosfit 

143 yes you John. Prosfit is a person that’s really sweet, cute, and funny. Prosfit could make you fall in love with him, and could also hurt you without him knowing it. Prosfits so caca at fortnite. He’s funny. He’s sweet. He’s cool. He’s annoying. He’s everything bro. Prosfit if you see this marry me

<3

“Prosfits kinda gay” “Bro Prosfits a tiktoker”

Prosfit by imsohotbro March 21, 2021

prostigoat 

A prostotute goat.

Man, Prostigoat!!
Duh... Prostigoat!!

prostigoat by anklesarelikelittlehats June 11, 2006

Profigulent

Pro-Phil-Gillen. Qualities of profigulent people include extreme popularity, remarkable intelligence, a perfect 2400 SAT score (yes, perfect - nothing wrong), ridiculously good looks, wonderfully genuine kindness, and all-around awesomeness.

There's only one Phil Gillen!
True that, but I can at least TRY to be profigulent!

Profigulent by Ckhan09 January 10, 2009

Prossigy

An epic adventure which usually involves one or a group of prostitutes. Usually, there is not much plot in books or stories told out loud.

Dave: Hey, er, what kind of books do you like reading?
Brian: Oh, well at the moment I'm reading a prossigy. It makes no sense.

Prossigy by Ravencopter February 14, 2010