In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

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Pragein

Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:

1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).

2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.

3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).

4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’

Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.

random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…

random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*

Pragein by cockmoment October 29, 2019

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Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

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probephobe

Someone who can’t even begin to approach consideration of information gained from a carefully conducted probe.

I’m not a probephobe as the fake press alleges, I’m merely trying to explain that I’m a winner who rose straight to the top on my own!

probephobe by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

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