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prozucktive 

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>
What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!
prozucktive by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

Profucktive 

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use
To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time
Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

prefuckupation

fucking preoccupation
i have this prefuckupation whether to call her or not.
prefuckupation by Golbin December 17, 2008

prefucktual agreement 

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.
If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.
prefucktual agreement by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

profuctive 

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance
Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".
profuctive by poser1212 November 12, 2010

prefuckament 

to be in a predicament in which you become fucked.
I need to meet Paulie at 3 to give him his money and some sob robbed me, I ain't got the cash he's gonna break my knee caps for sure. How am I gonna get outta this prefuckament?
prefuckament by truey December 31, 2008