poser1212's definitions

George W.

a woman who has a monster bush (very,very hairy vagina).

WHOA!!!! Hey Liz you better change your name to George W. if you don't shave that nasty bush!!

by poser1212 September 18, 2011

libidotomy

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.

Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!

by poser1212 March 8, 2011

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

gorgethon

to stuff your face consistently; to eat like a pig over a long period of time; to indulge in gluttonous eating to the point of feeling like you are going to puke usually during a holiday meal such as Thanksgiving.

Leanne: Man, did you see Mike at Thanksgiving dinner? He devoured that whole 35lb turkey himself and left us only scraps.

Liz: Yeah, he musta been on a gorgethon. What a pig!

by poser1212 November 27, 2010