Definitions by poser1212

George W. 

a woman who has a monster bush (very,very hairy vagina).

WHOA!!!! Hey Liz you better change your name to George W. if you don't shave that nasty bush!!

George W. by poser1212 September 18, 2011

libidotomy 

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.

Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!

libidotomy by poser1212 March 8, 2011

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

megabore by poser1212 January 28, 2011

Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.

I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.

Going Jack by poser1212 January 28, 2011

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

pornocrastinating by poser1212 November 30, 2010

pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

pornocrastinating by poser1212 November 30, 2010

gorgethon

to stuff your face consistently; to eat like a pig over a long period of time; to indulge in gluttonous eating to the point of feeling like you are going to puke usually during a holiday meal such as Thanksgiving.

Leanne: Man, did you see Mike at Thanksgiving dinner? He devoured that whole 35lb turkey himself and left us only scraps.

Liz: Yeah, he musta been on a gorgethon. What a pig!

gorgethon by poser1212 November 27, 2010