Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?
Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.
Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.
Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?
Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.
Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.
Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010
someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.
by poser1212 January 28, 2011
Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.
by poser1212 January 28, 2011
by poser1212 November 13, 2010
a person who gets completely shitfaced then pukes up chunks of their meal usually on an innocent bystander
Buffy: I am so pissed at Liz!
Becky: WHY? What happened?
Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.
Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!
Becky: WHY? What happened?
Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.
Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!
by poser1212 November 17, 2010
a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.
Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.
Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!
Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!
by poser1212 February 21, 2011