pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010
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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 27, 2010
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Going Jack

someone who slowly begins to lose their mind due to utter boredom, isolation, a creative block, cabin fever or all of the above, like the dude Jack Torrance in The Shining.
I hope this snow storm lets up or I am gonna be "Going Jack" soon.
by poser1212 January 28, 2011
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megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!
Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.
by poser1212 January 28, 2011
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rejectarded

a person who is rejected so many times they become retarded.
I am feeling so rejectarded since the UD editors keep rejecting my submissions.
by poser1212 November 13, 2010
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chunky drunky

a person who gets completely shitfaced then pukes up chunks of their meal usually on an innocent bystander
Buffy: I am so pissed at Liz!

Becky: WHY? What happened?

Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.

Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!
by poser1212 November 17, 2010
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libidotomy

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.
Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!
by poser1212 February 21, 2011
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