Profuckitive 

When you wake up in the morning after drinking all night and get ready for work, and then decide to go back to bed.

Profuckitive is used to describe actively deciding to and engaging in being a lethargic piece of shit.

Profuckitive by KillBot69 August 15, 2025

prozucktive 

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>

What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!

prozucktive by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

Profucktive 

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

Profucktive by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

profuctive 

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

profuctive by poser1212 November 12, 2010

Profucktive 

When you're trying to be productive, but fuck up, turning it into being Profucktive.

Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.

Profucktive by it's_wingardium_levi-OH-sah_ August 29, 2013

profuctive 

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

profuctive by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Profuctive 

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

Profuctive by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020