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profuctive 

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.
Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive
profuctive by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Profuctive 

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.
J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

Profuctive 

Describes the feeling that even though you are busy, it is accomplishing nothing.
I have been running around all day, but I am only being profuctive.
Profuctive by cowgirl10 March 1, 2009

profuctive 

maybe a typo of "productive"
but could also be a shortened version of "productive as fuck"
I just made 140 cookies. I'd say I was pretty profuctive today.
profuctive by open the "gates" December 18, 2022

preductive 

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.
Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.
preductive by lilyyes April 7, 2011

Protective Custody

Protective custody is the place in county jail where the snitches, child molesters and homosexuals are placed. PC for short. PC punks are what the inmates are called.
Dumbass is now in protective custody because he snitched to the guards about homeboy making pruno.
Protective Custody by ronmetrx1 June 19, 2011
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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