Procrasterbator 

Putting off jacking off until later.

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator

Procrasterbator by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017

procrastubator 

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts.

2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam."

2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!"
Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting."
Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

procrastubator by Dr. Freeze January 4, 2009

Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

procrasterbate by Gary March 19, 2005

procrasterbating 

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007

procrasterbation 

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

procrasterbation by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

procrasturbator 

Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.

Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.

procrasturbator by Partyup4269 June 1, 2009