procrastitute

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(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.

Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!

procrastitute by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

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procrastitute

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.

Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.

procrastitute by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011

Procrastitute

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.

John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.

Procrastitute by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009

procrastitute

a procrastinator to the extream or someone who insults you when you cant think of a reply

stop being a procrastitute and take out the trash

or

your such a procrastitute

procrastitute by Murphyp August 3, 2005

procrastitute

(noun) - Literally, a hooker who procrastinates; Can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.

As an insult: "...you procrastitute."

Literal meaning:

"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"

procrastitute by N2O August 21, 2009