procrastitube
procrastitube by boyzzzzz September 16, 2017
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procrastitoker
procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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procrastitute
Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!
procrastitute by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009
procrastitweeting
I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.
procrastitweeting by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011
procrastitute
The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.
Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.
procrastitute by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011
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