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procrastitube 

(Verb) To waste time exclusively by watching random YouTube videos.
Nick and Dave: How was your weekend, Matt?
Matt: I procrastitubed it away.
procrastitube by boyzzzzz September 16, 2017
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procrastitoker

pro·cras·ti·toker
a person who habitually puts off doing things to TOKE. procrastitoke
"I'm a constant procrastitoker "
procrastitoker by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

Procrastitokers 

Pro·cras·ti·tokers
Stoners who puts off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.🔥💨
Ronnie and Ernesto are both constant PROCRASTITOKERS!
PROCRASTITOKERS are always Focused and Faded!
Procrastitokers by ClassicRonnie February 18, 2019

procrastitoke 

pro·cras·ti·toke
To put off doing anything to TOKE before doing it.
I gotta go but I’m going to procrastitoke!
procrastitoke by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastitute 

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.
Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!
procrastitute by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

procrastitweeting 

Increased twitter activity during periods of study or work, as a means of procrastinating.
I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.
procrastitweeting by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011

procrastitute 

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.
Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.
procrastitute by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011
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