Procrabinate 

how a person who is medicated either self or scripted procrastinate. Comes from the effects of anxiety and drug usage.

I know I'm not Gunna make the appointment, I'll procrabinate with doing pointless task.

Procrabinate by Tragically beautiful 11 April 9, 2021

procreabitate 

a couple living together and having a child or children without being married.

Sometimes it's better to procreabitate instead of rushing down the aisle, only to later regret it when the kid grows up to hate his parents for always fighting with each other.

procreabitate by D.S. Credito March 17, 2015

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

Procrapinate 

–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.

Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.

Procrapinate by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009

procraftinate 

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

procraftinate by FamWOW! March 7, 2017