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Procrapinate 

verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.
Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.
Procrapinate by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009
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Procrapinate 

1: frantically studying for something all while crapping.

it has been proven to study faster and more efficiently, and not just the study part...

2: Realizing one had a test that day so he asks to be excused to the loo. While on the toilet, he studies as much as possible.

other roots: Procrapination, procrap for short, crapinate (only studying and not actually using the toilet because one is not able to multitask), PC
Jim: hey how did your test go?
Sam: OMFGOMFG i got an A!
Jim: whaaat? i got a F!
Sam: well see, you did not procrapinate like i did before the test!
Jim: oh that is why i did not ace the test!
Procrapinate by yeahhhhimawesome January 27, 2011

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

procraftinate 

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).
I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.
procraftinate by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

procrastinate 

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator
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