procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 27, 2010

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

Procrapinate

–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.

Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.

by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009

procraftinate

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

procrasstinate

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010