procrapsinate

the act of holding in shit when you really have too.
Usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.

guy 1:Dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a shit
guy1: dont procrapsinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks

by procrapsinator1 August 28, 2010

Procrapsinates

Using pooping as an excuse to get out of or delaying task

Y daughter procrapsinates every time she has to do the dishes.

by Lkeeler July 18, 2023