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Procastubation
When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.
me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.
by Pitn March 18, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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