When a silly cuckhold invites a deliciously hung black man (bull) into his bedroom to beastfuck his wife. However, before the ceremonies can begin, the silly cuckhold must "prep" the bull, meaning service him orally until he is ready for insertion into the young and ready wife.
While sexy Veronica lay on the bed, while Little Jimmy was vigorously prepping the bull, the well hung gentleman, Chester, for his deep-dicking session.
is the female act of getting ready before going out for the night. Such activities include showering, the application of makeup and the picking out of the nights outfit and jewelry.
it is also important to note that this act takes several hours and the term almost ready very often means at least one more hour.
it is also important to note that if you are man and have been waiting on a group of women to get ready, always say everyone looks great, one constructive comment that maygo against their wardrobe choice will restart the entire primping procedure.
"I'm sorry we were late meeting you at the bars but Katie waited too late to start primping"
A small breed of dog responsible for programming, algorithms, logic analysis, and various other processing activities which enable animatronic gorillas to perform. Canine control systems often consume sparkly pink champagne cupcakes solely for transduction purposes. And sometimes they wear bonnets.
Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultraviolent orgasm
When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.