Main character of the 2023 indie game Pizza Tower. Peppino Spaghetti is an Italian chef and presumed war veteran running a failing pizzeria and capable of beating the absolute shit out of anybody with his cartoonish, superhuman abilities fuelled by his anxiety and rage.
"Dude, my friend just told me they're $950 in debt and a giant floating pizza with a face told them that they have 24 hours before the pizza drrrropllllets hit their fucking house, they're just like Peppino I wish I was them"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.