Prinority 

When someone or something is downgraded from being, or is superceded by, a priority. It or they become a prinority.

"Dude are we picking up Dave?"

"Not enough time, I told him he was a prinority"

Prinority by Mother Fucker is my title. April 19, 2022

prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.

During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.

prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

total priority 

A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.

When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.

If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.

"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"

total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

Priority Fail by YAWA July 14, 2020

priority friend 

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.

Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.

priority friend by MikeBus October 23, 2010

priorititties 

When you have boob priorities.
You have priorities but then you also have priorititties.

I was trying to look sassy yet classy so I snuck in some cleavage. #priorititties

priorititties by Ballzhitthewallz March 24, 2016

safety is number one priority 

A phrase often used by a youtuber named CrazyRussianHacker

"Whats up everybody welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority"

- CrazyRussianHacker

safety is number one priority by Evilmario22404 February 2, 2017