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Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Priorites 

The most important people (thus the -ite) to see or things on a list of things to do.
Dude, what are your priorites this week?

Black Angels concert, meet Heidi Klum and clean out the 2-week old Taco Bell in the frig. That's it, man. Focused.
Priorites by neobigjack September 19, 2011

Prioritaze 

Its when you get electrocuted into do thing the right thing.
I was prioritazed into returning the stolen car, after getting stopped by the cop.
Prioritaze by ann chovey June 14, 2011

Prioritised 

A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.
Prioritised is goated at among us
Prioritised by Prioritised July 14, 2021
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