Principal’d 

Getting dismembered like what happened to The Principal in the Melanie Martinez movie K-12.

Me and my cousin playing Roblox Jujutsu Shenanigans
Me: *uses ultimate mode then uses Malevolent Shrine then uses Dismantle*
My cousin: oof
Me: You got Principal’d bruh

Principal’d by Nion_YT July 18, 2024

principal's desk 

A great revenge tactic for an angered teen. In other words...TAP THAT SHIT ON THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK!!!!!

boy one: what did you do last night dude?

boy two: i pulled a principal's desk! it was sick.

boy one: fuck man how did you pull that one off?

boy two: very carefully.

principal's desk by Sir Rammalott May 17, 2009

Dads-Principal

Super funny, thicc as hell, and thinks 69 is funny number

Dang Dads-Principal is looking dummy thicc today I’d smash

Dads-Principal by Poopoobutt420 April 28, 2020

dumb fat principal 

a 600-pound person usually a white woman an annoying principle with a decoration in her office that says "i would quit chocolate but im not a quiter". she decided tarmac only recess will happen when snowing even though other schools dont have that. she is either trying to form a hellscape or is dumb af

wow our principal is a dumb fat principal

dumb fat principal by friendly neighborhood dumbass December 5, 2024

A.D. Langley Principle 

The scientific principle of food or other creations looking really unappealing and otherwise grotesque, but the creator being unable to see this due to it being their creation.

Daniel: “That looks really gross Archie.”
Archie: “No it doesn’t!”
Daniel “It’s the A.D. Langley principle.”

A.D. Langley Principle by Rhino2871 December 25, 2022

principals detention 

Its a punishment at school that's less harsh than a suspension but more than a normal detention.

student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.

principals detention by yeahbro February 6, 2009

principia discordia 

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

principia discordia by mephisto June 2, 2003