Emergency food

Not PAIMON!

Paimon is not emergency food!

by Nion_YT March 06, 2022

Malty S Melomarc

An anime villainess that you hate her guts, but feel sorry for her when she begs for mercy.

Malty is the main villain From Rising of the Shield hero

Me: Malty S Melomarc is a traitor, but she deserves mercy

by Nion_YT June 27, 2022

Piggyback

Riding on someone’s back like a horse. It can give sexual stimulation, but isn’t considered a sexual act.

Me: I don’t have anyone who I can ride on, so i give my self a piggyback by humping my pillow.

by Nion_YT January 16, 2023

Fight Angel

A computer video game where you play as your own created waifus and battle them. Rated as NSFW on steam for some reason, I don’t know why, because the gameplay looks tame, maybe it’s the cutscenes in the story mode.

Me: I want to play Fight Angel, but I don’t know what it’s rated. It doesn’t look that inappropriate but it says NSFW. Maybe I should wait until it gets rated.

by Nion_YT June 21, 2022

Principal’d

Getting dismembered like what happened to The Principal in the Melanie Martinez movie K-12.

Me and my cousin playing Roblox Jujutsu Shenanigans
Me: *uses ultimate mode then uses Malevolent Shrine then uses Dismantle*
My cousin: oof
Me: You got Principal’d bruh

by Nion_YT July 18, 2024

Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve

A movie about the creator’s fetish for women getting injured in Jack and Jill style nursery rhyme accidents. Plays out in the form of a realistic animated storybook. Its a film about a fetish but it’s rated PG-13 for injury detail and nudity.

Person watching the movie: Is this movie just women getting injured in the form of a musical storybook?! What the fuck, I thought this was a sexy romance movie but it’s a horror! *checks the rating of Horseyback Rhymes: The Tumbling Twelve* PG-13?!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY PG-13 WHEN ITS ABOUT WOMEN FALLING DOWN STAIRS AND THE CREATOR OF THE FILM JACKS OFF TO IT!!!!!

by Nion_YT January 04, 2024

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 08, 2022