The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.
Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British SlangDictionary.
Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May
Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British SlangDictionary