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A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.
James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pillockory 

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.
Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory
Pillockory by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

primlock 

To be stuck in the primal stage

Ex: To be stuck with primal tools such as spears and bow and Arrows and stone while everybody has guns and metal tools
The guys in J10 are primlocked they only got bows and hatchets.
primlock by jhon 17757 January 8, 2021
Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.
Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May
Pillock by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018
Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary
You silly pillock, why did you do that for?
Pillock by John van Rooy May 1, 2002