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Prethicament 

A difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing situation involving a thick girl. Append as many 'c's necessary to accurately describe the situation.
When that thiccc girl straddled my face, I couldn't breathe. I couldn't decide if I should push her off, or suffer through; I was in a prethicament.
Prethicament by Smoothie_Move May 30, 2023
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predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain
predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

The Predicaments 

1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.

3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
The Predicaments by The5thCylon September 14, 2010

predicament and a half 

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.
"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

penile predicament 

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"

Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
Predicament by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010

predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.
I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.
predicament by cuntfuck December 18, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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