Presses

Ecstasy/MDMA in a concentrated, pressed pill.

We had some fire presses last night; blue grenades I think they were called?

Presses by redsfan1324 March 16, 2022

PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.

PrisInman Presses by PrisInman July 17, 2011

but presses 

squeezing ur buttox muscles really TIGHT and then let go, then really TIIGGHT, ahh then let go

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but presses by cereal_killer September 11, 2003

Stop the presses 

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

Stop the presses by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?

Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses

half a presses by juncococococococo February 25, 2021

Pressed Lemon 

A lemon that is pressed.

or

More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'

Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.

Example 1

Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?

Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.

Example 2

James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?

Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.

Example 3

Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.

Pressed Lemon by Charlie746 August 11, 2010

pressed pickle 

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.

Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.

pressed pickle by Peter St May 8, 2008