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1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
I went up to my friend's house and gave his window pressed ham.
by Equinox_ October 16, 2008
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Mooning someone out the window, and pressing your ass cheeks against the glass.
Jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams
by dixon maface May 31, 2003
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to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....
by NJ April 27, 2003
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When tara bares her ass and presses it against car window on way home from LJS. Act causes passing car to give chase to car occupying tara. Tava saves day by Nascar like driving skills.
An ass like that SHOULD NOT be used as pressed ham! Damn, Tara. Pull your pants up!
by viscious_tart March 28, 2005
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