1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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by dadaevan March 30, 2007
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when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
by Equinox_ October 16, 2008
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by dixon maface May 31, 2003
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to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
by NJ April 27, 2003
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When tara bares her ass and presses it against car window on way home from LJS. Act causes passing car to give chase to car occupying tara. Tava saves day by Nascar like driving skills.
by viscious_tart March 28, 2005
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