1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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by dadaevan March 30, 2007
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to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
by NJ April 27, 2003
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when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
by Equinox_ October 16, 2008
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by dixon maface May 31, 2003
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to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
by brandon hall November 30, 2005
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