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Presidiocy 

Acts made by or attempted to be made by any past or present President of a republic or private corporation that sit contrary to laws or constitutions that prohibit corruption; popular opinion; are pushed forward without pause in the face of mass protest & outcry.
During the first 100 days of his administration all of his presidiocy was rebuffed by the department of justice, who's power is in-place for reasons such as this.

presidicktator 

a sentient; current or past head of state who is a giant potato sack full of dicks
Presidicktator Donald Trump and his vice-sentient potato sack of dicks Mr. Pence are ruining the country of the United States of America for the VAST MAJORITY of the population who by majority both did and did NOT vote for him in the 2016 election.

presidiot 

It's a combination of the words president and idiot.
Turn on the news so I can see what the presidiot did today.
presidiot by mindfog April 13, 2005

Pinocchio presidency 

A painfully apt nickname applied to the Trump presidency.
The best learned lessons have come straight out of this Pinocchio presidency.

Fox News Presidency 

An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
Fox News Presidency by YAWA April 17, 2020

Presidio Middle School

Best public middle school in San Francisco, full of the coolest fuckers you'll ever meet. The coolest people are the 7th grader with the hair, that teacher that says things and of course that guy that talks. Also has a fucking awesome yard.
"I went to Presidio Middle School as a kid."
"Ohh, that explains a lot.."
Presidio Middle School by Yetch_ January 18, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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