Yetch_'s definitions

Joja

The main antagonist of the game Stardew Valley, a large corporation probably drawing inspiration from Amazon and Walmart. Still better than Pierre.

"Hey, I'm heading to Jojamart, do you want anything?"
"Fuck no, that place is trashy."

by Yetch_ January 23, 2022

Garn

An expression used by characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings, mostly orcs and other characters viewed in a negative light.

'Garn!' said Shagrat. 'She's got more than one poison.'

by Yetch_ January 23, 2022

Curryessing

Adjective- An action that is cute, worrying, and depressing all in one.

The fact that she played Animal Crossing for 285 hours during quarantine is curryessing

by Yetch_ December 7, 2020

Brett Ambler

The actor behind You on Kazoo, possibly the most uncomfortable piece of film ever made. Still an actor to this day, for some reason.

"Hey, I think I just saw Brett Ambler!"
"You mean the kazoo kid?"
"Sure, him."

by Yetch_ January 23, 2022

Cavernous Caves

A bunch of fucking condos in a cave, that's it. Built in early 2022 by WyldCat415, QUE3RCAT, and FarkTheAlien. You can live there rent-free if you don't pay rent!

"Hello, are you a human being?"
"Yes, wh-"
"THEN CAVERNOUS CAVES IS THE PLACE FOR YOU"

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022

Jod

A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"

Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."

by Yetch_ October 27, 2021

Presidio Middle School

Best public middle school in San Francisco, full of the coolest fuckers you'll ever meet. The coolest people are the 7th grader with the hair, that teacher that says things and of course that guy that talks. Also has a fucking awesome yard.

"I went to Presidio Middle School as a kid."
"Ohh, that explains a lot.."

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022