prema 

An amazing woman whos name mean divine love. She is beautiful inside and out. Although she is petite she has a nice ass

Wow, i wish i could get with prema, shes everything ive ever wanted

prema by Jois01 February 9, 2017

Prema 

An amazing woman. Her name means divine love. She is beautiful inside and out because everything she thinks, says, and does comes from Love at its purest form. Everyone wants her, but can’t ever get her. She’s well respected because her intelligence is godlike. She is wise beyond her years and is always 20 steps ahead of everyone else. She is loyal, passionate, powerful, and honorable. The universe is always on her side, engage at your own risk.

Wow, i wish i could get with Prema, shes everything ive ever wanted.

Prema by Kano999 November 22, 2021

Prema-bye 

When you bid someone a premature farewell, creating an awkward moment where the conversation has been ended, but the two people are still together. When the actual moment to physically part ways is at hand, a weak/awkward second goodbye is sometimes given. Usually happens with someone that you kinda know, but not enough to start up a new conversation.

Example:

(Tom sees Mel at movie theater)

Tom: Hey Mel great movie, huh?
Mel: Yeah it was good
Tom: I know. Well... see you at work.
Mel: Bye.

*both begin to walk silently in the same direction, right next to each other. (because they unknowingly parked in the same area)*

Mel: ...bye?...
Tom: *pretends not to hear, jumps into car, leaves*
Mel(alone): that was an awkward Prema-bye!

Example 2:

Steve: I said goodbye to Meagan at the bus stop today.

Bill: Yeah? cool!

Steve: Yeah except I said goodbye a minute too early and we were both waiting for the same bus.
Bill: Ouch! wicked prema-bye!

Steve: i know...

Prema-bye by Klubrice007 August 20, 2009

Prema-Jizz 

The semen that comes out when you prematurely ejaculate

The Prema-Jizz got everywhere becuase i wasnt ready

Prema-Jizz by dickmonger March 4, 2009

PERMABLOCKED 

when you lose access to THE divine addictive brat and ALL of her perfection.

loser sub #1 : Man , did you her about that sub that Gothess Chloe PERMABLOCKED on Twitter?

loser sub #2: Yeah ! I heard you can never come back from that.

loser sub #1 : Damn, that’s scary. I would die if that happened to me ! I have to go tribute her NOW, just to be safe!

loser sub #2: Good idea, me too! But I have a bad feeling none of us are 100% safe from this.

PERMABLOCKED by Gothess Chloe October 21, 2020

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

Perma-newb syndrome 

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

Perma-newb syndrome by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013