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Prema-bye 

When you bid someone a premature farewell, creating an awkward moment where the conversation has been ended, but the two people are still together. When the actual moment to physically part ways is at hand, a weak/awkward second goodbye is sometimes given. Usually happens with someone that you kinda know, but not enough to start up a new conversation.
Example:

(Tom sees Mel at movie theater)

Tom: Hey Mel great movie, huh?
Mel: Yeah it was good
Tom: I know. Well... see you at work.
Mel: Bye.

*both begin to walk silently in the same direction, right next to each other. (because they unknowingly parked in the same area)*

Mel: ...bye?...
Tom: *pretends not to hear, jumps into car, leaves*
Mel(alone): that was an awkward Prema-bye!

Example 2:

Steve: I said goodbye to Meagan at the bus stop today.

Bill: Yeah? cool!

Steve: Yeah except I said goodbye a minute too early and we were both waiting for the same bus.
Bill: Ouch! wicked prema-bye!

Steve: i know...
Prema-bye by Klubrice007 August 20, 2009
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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