Preddum 

During elementary school p.e. activity leg lifts exercises the p.e. teacher yells "Preddum" and the kids "pred" their legs.

Laying on her back Ashley was afraid Coach Fitzpatrick was going to stand where he could at she had accidentally pooped her pants during recess and didn't want to be embarrassed in front of all the other kids.

Me at the trap house front door "Preddum!"

Roger the drug dealer "Linda, open the door that's Boner Sanchez

Preddum by Brian5000 June 29, 2024

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

Predumptial Fart by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

predumped

1. The act of being rejected before being given a chance, in which one party rejects the other before either has sufficient evidence to make any valid assessments of the other's character for fear of being legitimitely attracted to said rejectee. Most common when the rejecter is about to move away.

2. Preemptive rejection

"Jane just recently met someone; however, he is about to graduate from the university and though they got along great, she was predumped a few days ago."

predumped by TheArtfulFox April 15, 2010

Predumbtuous 

Predumbtuous is an adjective meaning “excessively stupid and arrogant decision.” It's typically used to describe someone who is grossly inept at their job responsibilities and engages in negligent practices such as making decisions without consulting those in the know or conducting appropriate research.

Edmonds College removed the search engine from their website, a very predumbtuous thing to do. This decision, against all common sense and well-known Web design principles, resulted in a continued drop in enrollments.

Predumbtuous by WebStudent November 20, 2023