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Predumbtuous 

Predumbtuous is an adjective meaning “excessively stupid and arrogant decision.” It's typically used to describe someone who is grossly inept at their job responsibilities and engages in negligent practices such as making decisions without consulting those in the know or conducting appropriate research.
Edmonds College removed the search engine from their website, a very predumbtuous thing to do. This decision, against all common sense and well-known Web design principles, resulted in a continued drop in enrollments.
Predumbtuous by WebStudent November 20, 2023
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presumptuous 

failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.
"That's presumptuous of you"
presumptuous by icudchu March 10, 2018

presumptuous 

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing all the facts.
"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
presumptuous by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous 

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.
He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers
presumptuous by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005

presumptuous 

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing the all the facts.
"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
presumptuous by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous 

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive
People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.
presumptuous by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007

Presumptuous Expectations 

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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