Pre-Wank 

A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.

Signs of a Pre-Wank:

1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45

if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible

Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!

Pre-Wank by Michael O'Megle April 15, 2010

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.

B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2

pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007

Pre Shag Wank 

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

Pre Shag Wank by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

pre party wank 

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

pre party wank by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016