A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
by Michael O'Megle April 15, 2010
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 06, 2007
Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.
by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009
A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle March 27, 2011