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To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 28, 2007
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Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the Herban Dictionary mug.Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 27, 2007
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It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
by kooni September 30, 2007
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Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
by kooni August 28, 2007
Get the yeaNah mug.All young male drivers experience the herb - harmless kerb, and no this is not driving high. It's a near incident of sliding your car out and tapping a kerb or even smashing it, yet nothing happens to your car.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
You cannot ..i repeat you cannot blame your tire treds for either herbs - harmless kerb or harmful kerbs. Its your own stupidity !! :) smiley face in italics.
by kooni October 26, 2007
Get the Herb mug.A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni December 22, 2007
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