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polak

A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.

They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.

These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
"DUUUUDE did u see that freakazoid monster??"

"yeh man he looked like some sort of polak huh ?"
by kooni August 4, 2007
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yeaNah

An automatic / addictive and commonly over used term for saying no or nope with sarcasm.

Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".

Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
caleb: pool tonight ??

s.k: yeaNah buddy!!
by kooni August 28, 2007
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skazzing out

To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.

This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"

brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 25, 2007
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pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
by kooni June 28, 2007
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BFI

Big Fucking Idiot ... in replacement of FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation. Mockery of Police.

or

Big Friendly Idiot, like the old story of Big Friendly Giant.
Chamillionaire :

Til I talk to my lawyer, you get no reply
You've obviously been watching too much CSI
I'm not a crash dummy so don't even try
To talk your dirty trash to me, no BFI
by kooni November 20, 2007
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hegro

A hero who has black skin.

A negro who saves the day.

The opposite of a crack slanger.
white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!

mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 25, 2007
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mc'junky

A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.

It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.

These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.

Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.

sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.

martin - oh crap
by kooni September 30, 2007
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