15 definitions by kooni
Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 11, 2007
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 6, 2007
Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni November 21, 2007
An automatic / addictive and commonly over used term for saying no or nope with sarcasm.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
by kooni August 23, 2007
Big Fucking Idiot ... in replacement of FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation. Mockery of Police.
or
Big Friendly Idiot, like the old story of Big Friendly Giant.
or
Big Friendly Idiot, like the old story of Big Friendly Giant.
Chamillionaire :
Til I talk to my lawyer, you get no reply
You've obviously been watching too much CSI
I'm not a crash dummy so don't even try
To talk your dirty trash to me, no BFI
Til I talk to my lawyer, you get no reply
You've obviously been watching too much CSI
I'm not a crash dummy so don't even try
To talk your dirty trash to me, no BFI
by kooni November 1, 2007
A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni September 19, 2007
A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni September 19, 2007