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A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
by kooni September 30, 2007
Get the mc'junky mug.Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 27, 2007
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Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the Herban Dictionary mug.To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni October 1, 2007
Get the Fristy mug.Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the lemonwire mug.To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 25, 2007
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Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
by kooni August 28, 2007
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