kooni's definitions
To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni October 1, 2007
Get the Fristymug. Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 27, 2007
Get the Struck-konmug. An inevitable site that will in near future be made for stoners who interpret their own language to every day life via green related terms ... hence my own definition of herban dictionary.
Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the Herban Dictionarymug. Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the lemonwiremug. white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!
mehican kid : but why ??
mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 25, 2007
Get the hegromug. To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 28, 2007
Get the pre-sleep wankmug. A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni October 2, 2007
Get the poo childmug.