Prasooning 

the act of creeping up on somebody...usually sniffing their hair without them knowing.

Little Sanjeet was prasooning when he crept up behind Gabriella and sniffed her hair very creepily.

Prasooning by olivo1234 June 10, 2011

parsoning 

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

parsoning by von herring October 28, 2004

prisoning 

To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.

friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)

prisoning by Russell Mc March 1, 2007

Prestoning 

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

Prestoning by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016

palooning

the action of clouding a young, developing, yearning mind with false ideology.

‘theres no such thing as the medulla oblongata’
‘STOP PALOONING ME WITH YOUR PROPAGANDA’

palooning by eyerod22 April 21, 2022

Prooning 

The act of reaching a certain primal state often after a prolonged edging session of the Prostate, where one reverts back to primal settings to ejaculate
Similar to gooning and often combined, typically Experienced advanced Gooners will level up to this after normal gooning doesnt fulfill their desires enough

Bro 1: "Dude, ive been gooning so much it doesnt fulfill it no more"
Bro 2: "Bro, have you tried Prooning? you know, Prostate gooning? that stuff for serious gooners"

Prooning by Original Gooner December 21, 2024