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Lays Plastiqué la Moose 

East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.
when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust
"i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"
Grantique by ayjelly August 15, 2008

plastique 

1.(n.) A soft explosive putty that is used for combustive, pinpoint purposes. More resilient to extreme temperatures than regular explosives.
2.Expression for "plastic explosives".
C-4, a widely known plastique, is often used by Spec-Ops, Green Berets and Navy SEALs.
plastique by Smkngmgc December 27, 2004
Platique is a synonym for nice, looking good, clean, fresh, anything that looks amazing.
Bro that new tattoo is platique!
platique by Platique man August 19, 2017

pretique 

A "pretique" is the combination of "pre" PLUS "-tique" (from critque). Since a critique means a critical review or commentary, especially one dealing with works of art - a "pretique" describes a critique BEFORE having percieved/recieved the very piece of art. Therefore it is great word/term for wise guys or clever clogs.
- This very movie is bad!
- Have you seen it yet?
- No, I do not have to. It is a PRETIQUE.
pretique by Rudolf Inderst May 17, 2008

pantiques 

Very old underwear, usually so ancient that you don't even remember having them most of the time, let alone ever buying them or receiving them as some type of gift. More often than not they are found in the nooks and crannies of crowded closets, or in the back corners of drawers.
"Man I had to do laundry today and after gathering all of my regular undies all I had left were these damn pantiques!"
pantiques by amiga420 January 6, 2009