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roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

roundhouse 

What Chuck Norris does to your face before you die.
"The last thing the guy saw before he died was Chuck Norris' foot inflicting a roundhouse kick to his face."
roundhouse by TDiggy December 23, 2005

roundhouse kick 

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.

frick me roundhouse 

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong
ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later

Ginger Roundhouse 

The booty hole of a female ginger. Typically of a deeper brown shade of color.
Ate me some ginger booty last night braaaahhh. That ginger roundhouse was a tight brown donut.
Ginger Roundhouse by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Roundhouse Mindfuck 

A spin-off or carry-on of the term "mindfuck".

A temporary amnesiac state of mind endured by someone caused by the following scenario (or similar):

After one has been studying or researching intensively for a long period of time, he/she comes across a piece of complex information which warps him/her into a "mindfuck". The attempt of comprehending this mind-tangling data acts as the ignition point of an epic-scale memory implosion of the individual, thus, in simple terms, wiping out from short term memory anything the individual studied or learned in that long period of intensive study/research.
After a month of studying like an absolute fucking maniac for his exams, Edmund stumbles across Einstein's lost and unpublished answers to the Universe.

Edmund: Holy fucking shit... *blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, how do you solve this equation??

Edmund: I....don't....know....*still blanked out*

Kyle: Dude, you look messed up, did you get a mindfuck?

Edmund: No man....(long pause) I got a ROUNDHOUSE mindfuck
Roundhouse Mindfuck by Whuz Afa August 24, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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