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Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.
"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*
man pound by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018

Man Pond 

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.
I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.
Man Pond by Siphter September 16, 2015

Man Pond 

A gathering of males at a certain location to bond.

A large group of males (and some masculine females) that partake in physical activities in an attempt to bond and unite, particularly on a hot day.
"Dude, it's a f***ing man pond out here with all these guys groping each other," said John.
Man Pond by Whoosah July 22, 2009

Man pond 

I just jizzed in your bellybutton, that is my man pond
Man pond by A.Dangles March 29, 2009

man pond 

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.
The only thing you could smell was his man pond
man pond by bearface July 22, 2004

Mandible Pound 

During sex in the missionary position you put your fingers in the females mouth and clasp the jaw.
You then use this purchase as a holding point to pound away at your lucky partner.

Can also be done while going at it doggy style. Making it the "Rear Mandible Pound"
Guy 1: So you get lucky with that girl last night.
Guy 2: Man, she was a filthy bitch. Made me mandible pound her. Then said she liked to be choked out.
Guy 1: Sweet.
Guy 2: Yeah. So then I switched to the Rear Mandible Pound for more leverage.
Mandible Pound by Larsonary August 12, 2010